And now, presenting the world’s most awful centaur puns:

  • What do you call a half horse half man at the mall? Shopping centaur.
  • What do you call a half horse half man not breathing? Dead centaur.
  • What do you call a half horse half man junkie? Methadone centaur.
  • What do you call a half horse half woman drama queen? Hover the mouse over the cartoon to find out.
  • And finally (this last one is the worst): What do you call a half horse half man in the army? A Centaurion.

Finally, here’s a drawing of my favorite centaurette.