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Scottish Boyfriend

My Scottish boyfriend’s expertise
is using funny words like these:
Aye and Och, Aboot and Baw,
I don’t get these anyhow.
Whit means What and Moose means Mouse,
Ye means You and Hoose is House.
Why means How (Why? I don’t know)
Wee means Small ; And Naw means No.
Instead of Dirty he says Boggin’
(yes I know, it is quite shockin’).
Does he love me? I don’t know, but
he loves calling me his “Jo”.

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Here’s another take of mine on the Scottish language.
And if you’re into puns, here’s another silly pun cartoon.

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Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer’s Day?

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
You are so hot,
give me a shot!
You know you ought,
don’t think.

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
You make me sweat,
and I just bet
you won’t regret.
Wink Wink!

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
You are too bright,
you hurt my sight.
Because of you
I’ll drink.

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
You’re awfully dry,
won’t even try.
You make me cry.
You stink.

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Here’s another comic about about courting, and here’s another comic taking place in historic England, portraying the worst pun ever made in English history.

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Here’s the full text for the original Sonnet 18, one of William Shakespeare’s best known sonnets:

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimmed;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st,
Nor shall death brag thou wand’rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to Time thou grow’st.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

To the Moon and Back

I’ll love you to the moon and back,
this I promise you.
But once I land back here on Earth
it’s bye-bye, toodeloo!

Baby, you are cute, but frankly
you are not that hot.
I can do better than you,
I’m an Astronaut!

If I sound like a douche bag
it’s because I’m one.
Bye bye baby, sayonara,
it was sorta fun.

Baby don’t be mad at me,
try to understand… Hey,
what’s that big red button
that you’re holding in your hand?

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Here’s another comic with a guy who traveled to the moon, and way beyond.

Moving in Together

Moving in together, after going steady.
Moving in together – are you sure you’re ready?
It’s a big step girl, living with a man
in a small apartment smelling like a garbage can.

Piss around the toilet (since his highness cannot aim),
he stays all night playing his idiotic video game,
His majesty wants you to clean his dirty underwear –
“My mom used to do it, baby don’t give me that glare!”

Cook him dinner, wash the floor – chores that never end.
He treats you like a servant, you’re no longer the girlfriend.
Girl you do not need this crap, leave and do not stay!
Find a girl, move in with her (you can pretend you’re gay).

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Here’s a happier comic about love, and here’s another comic with talking animals

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The Sex Life Roller Coaster

The Sex Life Roller Coaster / by C-Section Comics

This ain’t what you’d print on a billboard poster:
My sex life is much like a roller coaster.
There’s times when I’m up, there’s times when I’m down,
but most of the time – I don’t get to ride.
This is what causes my natural frown
and the reason my nutsack is shriveled and dried.
Maybe it’s ’cause I am married with kids,
and married men don’t get much action, but still,
maybe it’s just that my private parts lack
what most women would normally call “sex appeal”.

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