Useless Man

Useless Man - by C-Section Comics

You’re so useless ’round the house
you can’t even lift a hammer.
Why did I make you my spouse?
Life with you lacks joy or glamor.
You’re a useless man, you are.
Why can’t you be like my daddy?
He lifts hammers, he’s a star,
he is Thor! And you my laddie,
are you useless? This is tough…
Help me open this jam jar!
You succeeded? Wow you’re useful,
way more than I thought, by far.

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This comic made me recall a real old comic of mine showing how man evolved from a vicious hunting machine in to a modern useless man.

What Does Giving Birth Feel Like

Giving Birth - by C-Section Comics

“What it’s like to give birth?”

The experience of giving birth
is unlike anything on Earth.
Many women would admit
that it’s like having a big shit.

Individuals or as a group,
Men enjoy a solid poop.
Women? Don’t see poop as fun
(Not as much as men do, hun).

If men look at poop with such favor,
they should be the ones to labor!
But nature made it all complex
and handed birth to the wrong sex.

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Here’s a comic about being pregnant and scared.

Comparing Incarceration Rates

Incarceration Rates - A cartoon by C-Section Comics


Let’s check incarceration rates,
worldwide (and also in the States):
Who fills up our many jails?
You guessed it – it’s mostly males.

Why is that? Because they’re brutes?
Because of natural attributes?
Time we dare to stop and ask:
are men judicially harassed?

How d’you think we all have versed
if statistics were reversed
and WOMEN were the ones jailed more?
Feminists would go to war.

Why are blacks jailed more? Let’s face it:
It’s because the system’s racist.
Can we all claim that ergo
judges hate men more? Hell no.

We all assume that men are strong.
The patriarchy can do no wrong
to fellow men. It sounds so right.
So let’s ignore men and their plight.

Kids, meet confirmation bias:
it’s that nasty thing that ties us
to our preexisting views.
(so our brains won’t be confused).

This is why we all disdain
stats that prove men are in pain.
So send those men back to the slam
’cause people just don’t give a damn.

‘Tis a fact that our conclusions
are nothing more than brain illusions.
(Best not tell it to your buddies,
‘specailly those in social studies).

Throw a Penny to the Wishing Well

Wishing Well - by C-Section Comics

Throw a Penny to the Wishing Well / by C-Section Comics


My wife said I should throw a penny
to the wishing well.
Reluctantly I threw a penny.
Quickly down it fell.

I didn’t have just one small wish
I actually had many.
My greatest wish was that I hadn’t
thrown away that penny.

Why throw away a penny?
I think it’s rather foolish.
Maybe ’cause I work so hard, or
maybe ’cause I’m Jewish.

I think that being cheap is quite
a beneficial force.
My wife thinks rather differently
and hence comes our divorce(*).

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(*) I am only kidding, I’m still married to my wife.
She and money are in fact the best parts of my life.

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“Money isn’t all in life”, a phrase which I find funny,
in light of many awful things that people do for to money.