Sleeping Beauty

Sleeping Beauty - Sleep for a HUNDRED YEARS

Sleeping beauty couldn’t fall
asleep. She couldn’t sleep at all.
Her phone’s to blame. Wait, it gets worse:
Maleficent’s own sleeping curse
couldn’t make her shut her eyes.
To me it comes as no surprise
that she’s immune to sleeping spells.
Bye-bye fair prince, bye wedding bells.
She’s off to check her social feed,
it’s really all she’ll ever need.

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Here is another sad tale featuring two Disney Princesses.
And here’s what happens when I use my phone in bed.

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Blessed Are the Left-Swiped

The Left-Swiped Shall Inherit the Earth

The Gospel of Tinder

And Jesus said:
Blessed are the left-swiped…

Someone opened Tinder, Eeeek!
And then took a little peek,
judged them just by their physique,
didn’t care for more to seek,
did not even with them speak,
maybe gave a little shriek
and then left-swiped (that was quick).
Treated them like they were reek.
So the left-swiped are unique,
they are screwed more than the meek…

…and thus,
they shall inherit the earth.

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Here’s another comic about Jesus (and his mother).

And here’s our entire archive of comics about the bible.

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Phone in Bed

Phone in Bed - by C-Section Comics

Phone in Bed / by C-Section Comics

 

I used to count a lot of sheep
just before I went to sleep
but now I take my phone to bed,
it helps relax my weary head.

A YouTube vid with funny cats,
news article ’bout democrats,
another WhatsApp message – beep –
my phone will help me go to sleep.

And when I finally turn it off
disturbing thoughts my mind would cough:
Work, death, who said earthquake?
my sanity is here at stake.

Who wants to be awake ’till dawn?
Not me! I’ll turn my phone back on.
I sure don’t want to stay awake,
a new approach I’ll therefore take:

Get ready Brazzers, here I come!
(pun intended, roll the drum),
I’m going on a jerkoff blitz –
instead of sheep, I’m counting tits!

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Got till here? Don’t leave so soon.
Check out this related toon:
“Phone addiction? Read the contract:
You’ll be making less eye contact.”

Iron Man Met a Fan

Iron Man met a fan - by C-Section Comics

Iron Man met a Fan / C-Section Comics

Iron Man met a fan,
dirty blonde and slightly tanned.
Towards him she quickly ran.
He thought a selfie was her plan,
but she had quite a different plan:
She plugged her charger to the man,
since out of battery she ran.
This act unsettled Iron Man,
and so he shouted at the fan:
“Use a power saving plan!
And if you stick that little charger
in my body once again,
mark my words you little bugger,
they’ll find your body in a van.”

 

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Want more superhero stuff?
Here is Spidey acting tough,
and Superman who had enough.
There are more comics, it ain’t no bluff.