Grab Life by the Balls

Grab Life by the Balls - by C-Section Comics

When everything around you falls
and you feel that despair crawls
on your back or up the walls,
go and grab life by the balls.

Don’t let life own your butthole.
Stand up strong and take control!
Fight life with your heart and soul,
lest you’ll get life’s ten-inch pole.

This was just a figure of speech,
Life’s in fact a big bad bitch.
She has no balls, so best you reach
one of her nips and give it a twitch.

Aw, what a doll!

Such a doll - Pinocchio


Mister Gepetto
lived in a borghetto
(That’s Italian for “a little town”)
He worked with hard wood
carved whatever he could
his works earned him a lot of renown.

One sunny day
he felt cheerful and gay
and a puppet of wood he then made,
The puppet was alive,
it had a real drive –
it kicked and it talked and it played.

He was not just a toy –
no, he was a real boy!
Pinocchio’s the name, there you go.
Still I find it quite odd
that a man who’s this old
would build puppets with organs that grow.

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Here’s another comic with that doll that’s made of wood
Pinocchio would just lie forever if he only could

The Amazing Way Women See Color

How Women See Color - by C-Section Comics


Cherry, rose, mahogany,
sangria, jam, berry,
crimson, scarlet and ruby –
they all look like red to me.

I’m a guy, and in my head
I don’t think ’bout shades of red.
The only red that’s in my head
is RedTube. Oh well, enough said.

Here’s another subtle difference between gals and guys.

MAGA

Make America Grit Again - by C-Section Comics


He made America grit again,
He tweets and golfs and sips champagne,
World leaders, from Bahrain to Spain
will all fear him throughout his reign.

ISIS, China and Iran,
North Korea? Bring it on!
They’ll all meet their bitter ends!
(except Russia, they’re our friends)

Love him or Loathe him. There’s no between.
He’s either great or he is mean.
Is he a buffoon? A mastermind?
Savior? Worst of mankind?

Is he a man of silly deeds?
Or is he what the U.S needs
to be great again? Who knows?
History will tell us, bros.

 

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And now:


Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump
Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump

Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret - C-Section Comics


Are you there Margaret? It’s me, God.
Here’s the truth girl, you’ll be awed:
There’s no meaning to your life;
The world is filled with pain and strife;
Suffering is all too rife;
Don’t expect an afterlife;
Every hope ends in despair;
There’s no point in faith or prayer;
Margaret, are you still there?
Oh shit! don’t jump off the chair
with that rope tied ’round you neck!
I was kidding, what the heck?
Life is great! It’s all we’ve got:
Food and sex and smoking pot,
video games, TV and books,
life is better than it looks.
Finding purpose? We’ll get there –
just don’t jump off that fucking chair.