Role-playing when rightly done
lets your mind go free and wild
as if you’re once again a child.
Burning Hands, Color Spray,
Fireball – Yay! Hooray!
D&D spell names are cool,
their outcomes are equally cruel.
Now imagine (don’t ask why)
they are sexual – oh my!
For an outsider it would seem
this would make the game extreme.
But imagination, friend
drives this game from end to end.
Sexual D&D sounds corny?
Not when you’re a teen and horny.
Want more? Here’s J.R.R Tolkien facing the 21st century crowd.