It's actually a crueler version than the original Burning Hands.

Burning Hands

Playing D&D is fun.
Role-playing when rightly done
lets your mind go free and wild
as if you’re once again a child.

Burning Hands, Color Spray,
Fireball – Yay! Hooray!
D&D spell names are cool,
their outcomes are equally cruel.

Now imagine (don’t ask why)
they are sexual – oh my!
For an outsider it would seem
this would make the game extreme.

But imagination, friend
drives this game from end to end.
Sexual D&D sounds corny?
Not when you’re a teen and horny.

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