Without grammar there is chaos,
we wreak havoc without rules.
We must speak with correct grammar
otherwise we sound like fools.
People call me “Grammar Nazi”
Oh yeah? THEY’RE the Nazis, friend,
partaking in the genocide
of languages from start to end.
I’m a soldier of linguistics,
I’m the shield of language law,
I will smite the ignoramus
who defies it with my claw!
For the battle for correctness
is the one that must be fought!
Hell yeah grammar, all hail grammar,
For without it, there is naught.
(And yes, the correct form is “Jeff and he”.)