Abe the Honest Salesman / by C-Section Comics
Abe was taught that being honest is the way to go,
that honesty rewards you in the long run, even though
there is such thing as being too much honest, and that’s why
Way-Too-Honest Abe saw his commission go bye-bye.
One more tip guys, and I say this with all required fondness:
Never trust a man who tries to comb away his baldness.
Another comic ’bout a Salesman in a talking spree,
selling us a product we could surely get for free