If Superman Ever Married Wonder Woman The Giving TreeOld Geezer’s Night Out 4 Comments Anonymous November 7, 2010 at 5:58 pm 12 years ago that's why Supes married Lois Lane Anonymous January 30, 2011 at 12:45 am 12 years ago Yeah Superman married Louis Lame. So his worries aren't big butts…it's bastard kids and unable to get laid properly and hope he gets a hit on screen. Anonymous May 25, 2011 at 8:45 am 12 years ago Yeah he married Lois but he Bangs Wonder Woman on the weekends. Anonymous December 19, 2012 at 5:48 pm 10 years ago I read Superman’s dialogue in Patrick Warburton’s voice for some reason. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *CommentName* Email* WebsiteSave my name, email, and site URL in my browser for next time I post a comment.