Useless? Meaningless as naught?
Rub the lamp and Genie may
just help you get the thing you sought.
Wish that you were never born –
and Genie makes this wish come true.
The universal fabric’s torn
a paradox is made, woohoo!
You will return to life asap
to solve the paradox – POOF, SWISH!
Guess what, your life’s still total crap,
plus you just wasted a good wish!
Here’s another depressing comic featuring the beefy blue Genie.