"Let him who has never left-swiped cast the first stone"

Blessed Are the Left-Swiped

The Gospel of Tinder

And Jesus said:
Blessed are the left-swiped…

Someone opened Tinder, Eeeek!
And then took a little peek,
judged them just by their physique,
didn’t care for more to seek,
did not even with them speak,
maybe gave a little shriek
and then left-swiped (that was quick).
Treated them like they were reek.
So the left-swiped are unique,
they are screwed more than the meek…

…and thus,
they shall inherit the earth.

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