He made America grit again,
He tweets and golfs and sips champagne,
World leaders, from Bahrain to Spain
will all fear him throughout his reign.
ISIS, China and Iran,
North Korea? Bring it on!
They’ll all meet their bitter ends!
(except Russia, they’re our friends)
Love him or Loathe him. There’s no between.
He’s either great or he is mean.
Is he a buffoon? A mastermind?
Savior? Worst of mankind?
Is he a man of silly deeds?
Or is he what the U.S needs
to be great again? Who knows?
History will tell us, bros.