If only an attorney was provided to me by the state…
Like this cartoon? Buy the T-Shirt for a married friend, or make your own custom T-Shirt with the angry cop. Your friend will thank you, and then go to a dark corner and cry.
Miranda Rights T-Shirt by C-Section Comics
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Clear History T-Shirt by C-Section Comics
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