This would be an excellent place for a turtle pun, but they're all so shell-o.

Moving in Together

Moving in together, after going steady.
Moving in together – are you sure you’re ready?
It’s a big step girl, living with a man
in a small apartment smelling like a garbage can.

Piss around the toilet (since his highness cannot aim),
he stays all night playing his idiotic video game,
His majesty wants you to clean his dirty underwear –
“My mom used to do it, baby don’t give me that glare!”

Cook him dinner, wash the floor – chores that never end.
He treats you like a servant, you’re no longer the girlfriend.
Girl you do not need this crap, leave and do not stay!
Find a girl, move in with her (you can pretend you’re gay).


Here’s a happier comic about love, and here’s another comic with talking animals


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