Nectarines are nothing but peaches with hair loss. There, I said it!

Well Aren’t You a Peach!

Hey there, aren’t you a peach!
I don’t really want to preach
but I can’t tell by any means
how peaches differ from nectarines.

Yes, the peach has a slight fuzz
but otherwise no difference, ’cause
both peaches and them nectarines
have almost the exact same genes.

Even though you won’t agree,
they all look the same to me.
So you may say, without dispute,
that I’m racist towards fruit.

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More you say? Here’s a comic about Pistachios.

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