Of course Maleficent could just shut down the main power for the whole kingdom, and people would sleep for a THOUSAND years out of boredom.

Sleeping Beauty

Sleeping beauty couldn’t fall
asleep. She couldn’t sleep at all.
Her phone’s to blame. Wait, it gets worse:
Maleficent’s own sleeping curse
couldn’t make her shut her eyes.
To me it comes as no surprise
that she’s immune to sleeping spells.
Bye-bye fair prince, bye wedding bells.
She’s off to check her social feed,
it’s really all she’ll ever need.

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Here is another sad tale featuring two Disney Princesses.
And here’s what happens when I use my phone in bed.

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