We all want it, right? I’ll say!
But most of us don’t have the dough
to pay for it. It’s sad. And so:A student loan is your first step
towards education, yep.
Unless you’re Laurie Loughlin‘s gal
you will need that money, pal.
That loan may be your biggest debt,
a lifelong one. Don’t be upset:
Your future job will help you pay
the loan you took without delay.
(We of course assume you’ve studied
something useful, something valid.
And if not my friend, don’t mourn.
You can always work in porn.)
Lifelong debt making you anxious? Time for some peach and quiet.
Did you know? Following my Instagram page is totally free and does not require a student loan.