When everything around you falls
and you feel that despair crawls
on your back or up the walls,
go and grab life by the balls.
and you feel that despair crawls
on your back or up the walls,
go and grab life by the balls.
Don’t let life own your butthole.
Stand up strong and take control!
Fight life with your heart and soul,
lest you’ll get life’s ten-inch pole.
This was just a figure of speech,
Life’s in fact a big bad bitch.
She has no balls, so best you reach
one of her nips and give it a twitch.