Johnson’s boss told him, a great advice from a savant.
Johnson quickly dressed-up as a hand, because you see,
that’s the kind of job he wanted – right-hand man he’ll be.
Johnson’s boss did misinterpret Johnson’s real intent,
“Come into my office, son”, he said, sounding content.
Hoping for a big promotion, Johnson closed the door,
instead he got a hand-job! This ain’t what he signed-up for!
Johnson told his colleague all about this strange mix-up.
And the colleague dressed-up as a foot. Yes sir, oh yup.
You may think it’s strange. Me? I think it’s no surprise,
’cause one’s horrific mishap is another’s greatest prize.