I’ll do anything for a free sketch:
Run amok,
Suck a cock,
Call Dwayne Johnson a big schmuck,
then escape before The Rock
kills me (though he’s a mensch),
Fuck a goat,
Slit a throat,
Tell people they should not vote
(Each and every candidate
is just a lousy wretch),
Use bad slang,
Join a gang,
Watch reruns of The Big Bang
Theory (it went downhill,
and now it makes me retch),
Mow a lawn,
Kill a swan,
Buy used shit on Amazon,
Anything but Comic-Con
(You want to hear me kvetch?)
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Today I learned: lots of Yiddish words rhyme with “sketch”.
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