You look for that special gal:
“Cinderella”, that’s right pal?
Glass slipper, a perfect fit,
to love her you shall now commit.
The Internet’s your real love, friend,
even though it’s a dead end.
She is a real cruel mistress.
She will turn you to a mess.
Don’t go buddy, stop, please wait –
say, do you procrastinate?
Are you distracted by the Net?
Of course you are, you’re here, right mate?
Don’t you fight it, it’s your fate
Look, another fun click bait
that will make you awfully late
to whatever’s out there, mate.