Make Me Handsome, Mister Genie

Make me handsome Mister Genie - by C-Section Comics

Hey Mister Genie,
I love your white beanie.
Please make me handsome!
Hey, don’t be a meanie!

Hey Mister Genie,
my tool’s teeny weeny.
I wish it was big,
just like a Zucchini!

Hey Mister Genie,
let’s go back in time
and kill Adolf Hitler,
or at least Mussolini.

Hey Mister Genie,
why are you grinning?
My wishes are gone?!
I had only three? Really?

Thanks to you Mister Genie
we changed history
(and my organ is bigger)
Let’s drink a Martini!


Here’s another comic about wishes. And here’s another comic about Genies.

They’re Just like Us

Just Like Us / by C-Section Comics

Robots will replace us all,
I think it’s pretty clear.
They are stronger, smarter, better,
and way more sincere.

They don’t need no food or sleep,
no paid leave or lunch breaks.
They don’t need no smoking zones,
they have what it takes
to make us obsolete one day
and to take our place.
(The truth is hard to hear but I’ll still
shove it in your face.)

Why are we not stopping this?
Because we’re humans, really.
We don’t think that far ahead,
hey, “carpe diem”, silly!

So robots will replace us
and they’ll either kill us all,
or put us in a human zoo
(I think it’s called a “mall”).


They’re just like us, but they have their limits – here’s one, in this comic about robots and AI.

Grab Life by the Balls

Grab Life by the Balls - by C-Section Comics

When everything around you falls
and you feel that despair crawls
on your back or up the walls,
go and grab life by the balls.

Don’t let life own your butthole.
Stand up strong and take control!
Fight life with your heart and soul,
lest you’ll get life’s ten-inch pole.

This was just a figure of speech,
Life’s in fact a big bad bitch.
She has no balls, so best you reach
one of her nips and give it a twitch.

Aw, what a doll!

Such a doll - Pinocchio

Mister Gepetto
lived in a borghetto
(That’s Italian for “a little town”)
He worked with hard wood
carved whatever he could
his works earned him a lot of renown.

One sunny day
he felt cheerful and gay
and a puppet of wood he then made,
The puppet was alive,
it had a real drive –
it kicked and it talked and it played.

He was not just a toy –
no, he was a real boy!
Pinocchio’s the name, there you go.
Still I find it quite odd
that a man who’s this old
would build puppets with organs that grow.


Here’s another comic with that doll that’s made of wood
Pinocchio would just lie forever if he only could

The Amazing Way Women See Color

How Women See Color - by C-Section Comics

Cherry, rose, mahogany,
sangria, jam, berry,
crimson, scarlet and ruby –
they all look like red to me.

I’m a guy, and in my head
I don’t think ’bout shades of red.
The only red that’s in my head
is RedTube. Oh well, enough said.

Here’s another subtle difference between gals and guys.