To the Moon and Back

To the Moon and Back

I’ll love you to the moon and back,
this I promise you.
But once I land back here on Earth
it’s bye-bye, toodeloo!

Baby, you are cute, but frankly
you are not that hot.
I can do better than you,
I’m an Astronaut!

If I sound like a douche bag
it’s because I’m one.
Bye bye baby, sayonara,
it was sorta fun.

Baby don’t be mad at me,
try to understand… Hey,
what’s that big red button
that you’re holding in your hand?


Here’s another comic with a guy who traveled to the moon, and way beyond.