Incestral History

Incestral History - by C-Section Comics

“Hey there Timmy, come and see
your incestral history.
We have always wed our kin.
We bred out, but mostly in.

Timmy, don’t you run away!
Hear what Daddy has to say:
You don’t have to be so sad.
(And technically I’m your grandad.)

Your sister can be your mom too.
Oh, you’re puking? Well, Boohoo.
Stop your retching, hold your pain,
listen to your dad explain:

Pharaohs did it all the time,
sex with siblings was no crime.
Oedipus? He boned his mom.
Sad ending, but he’s the bomb!

Remember Jaime Lannister?
That dude boned his own sister.
It’s all fiction, yes, I know.
They had such cute children though.

Timmy, you’re disgusted? Fuck!
Actually you’re quite in luck
(and this fact’s often discarded)
that you weren’t born retarded.”


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More on dad jokes.

Dad Jokes

Dad Jokes - Pun Cartoon

Dad jokes are a sad facade
behind them – an unhappy man,
lost in a suburban hell,
trapped inside in a minivan.

Dad jokes are a beam of light
for a guy who has no life,
gave up spare time for a job,
providing for his kids and wife.

So next time that you hear your dad
telling jokes that he ought not,
smile to him and hug him dearly
because my friend, it’s all he’s got.


More comics about dads?
Here’s a comic about Dad having “the talk” with junior.
Here’s a comic about Dad teaching us some table manners.
And here’s my entire parenting archive.


UPDATE: This comic reached reddit’s front page, generating interesting conversation about parenthood, frustration, and hope.

UPDATE 2: Some of you may know that if you hover over the main comic image, you may get an extra joke (try it now). Someone on reddit took the pun in the comic’s hover text seriously and printed this comic on paper to prove that it’s indeed “tearable”… Thanks, /u/coldstar !