Tag: Daily Life

Thinking About a Low Carb Diet?

Low Carb Diet - by C-Section Comics

Thinking ’bout a low carb diet?
Bear in mind that it’s no fun.
It relies on self control
and chances are that you have none.

Thinking ’bout a low carb diet?
Bear in mind that mister stress
will shove those candies down your throat
and you’ll end up being a mess.

Thinking ’bout a low carb diet?
Bear in mind that you will weep
when your friends eat tasty pastries
while you eat dry grass like sheep.

Thinking ’bout a low carb diet?
GOOD FOR YOU! You’ll look aesthetic,
you will live long and you’ll prosper
while your friends go diabetic.

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Here’s another comic about dieting, and another one about stress.

New Year’s Resolutions

New Year's Resolutions - by C-Section Comics


For the new year, things I should avoid:
Bad advice,
too much rice
reruns of Miami Vice
slippery ice
pubic lice,
becoming unemployed.

For the new year, things I should achieve:
Draw more,
Sweep the floor,
Watch that movie about Thor,
Play some Rome 2 Total War
and sleep more (I’m naive)

I wish this year would bring us love
peace, prosperity, and fun.
Thanks for reading all my comics,
happy new year everyone!

The Sex Life Roller Coaster

Sex Life Roller Coaster - by C-Section Comics

The Sex Life Roller Coaster / by C-Section Comics


This ain’t what you’d print on a billboard poster:
My sex life is much like a roller coaster.
There’s times when I’m up, there’s times when I’m down,
but most of the time – I don’t get to ride.
This is what causes my natural frown
and the reason my nutsack is shriveled and dried.
Maybe it’s ’cause I am married with kids,
and married men don’t get much action, but still,
maybe it’s just that my private parts lack
what most women would normally call “sex appeal”.

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Need another comic? Why not, be my guest:
The Circle of Love, click on it, I don’t jest.

Pistachios Are the Fruit of the Hard Working Man

Pistachios comic

Pistachios Are for Hard Working Men / by C-Section Comics


Are pistachios really
for hard-working men?
To me it sounds more like
a pain than a gain.
You flex up your muscles
You put up a sweat
You work really hard
And what do you get?
A modest reward,
a moment of joy.
Two moments you say?
You’re lucky oh boy!
Long minutes of work
for a short lasting prize?
That doesn’t sound smart,
so you must realize
that pistachios are dumb,
and please take no offense,
but it’s working for peanuts
in the literal sense.

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Phone in Bed

Phone in Bed - by C-Section Comics

Phone in Bed / by C-Section Comics

 

I used to count a lot of sheep
just before I went to sleep
but now I take my phone to bed,
it helps relax my weary head.

A YouTube vid with funny cats,
news article ’bout democrats,
another WhatsApp message – beep –
my phone will help me go to sleep.

And when I finally turn it off
disturbing thoughts my mind would cough:
Work, death, who said earthquake?
my sanity is here at stake.

Who wants to be awake ’till dawn?
Not me! I’ll turn my phone back on.
I sure don’t want to stay awake,
a new approach I’ll therefore take:

Get ready Brazzers, here I come!
(pun intended, roll the drum),
I’m going on a jerkoff blitz –
instead of sheep, I’m counting tits!

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Got till here? Don’t leave so soon.
Check out this related toon:
“Phone addiction? Read the contract:
You’ll be making less eye contact.”