Insensitive Doctor

Insensitive Doctor

You’ve got four weeks to live girl,
and then you are done.
Four more weeks and you’re dead girl,
so go have some fun.

Four weeks are better than three,
three better than two.
You may think the difference
is minor, well, boohoo.

“An Insensitive Doctor”
you call me, but hey,
Every day of life is great
so I count every day.

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Here’s some more dark humor.

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You can spend the last four weeks of your life (or any week of your life) reading my comics on Twitter and Instagram.

She Said Yes

She Said Yes - by C-Section Comics

She said yes to the abortion,
no emotional extortion:
She said yes of her own will.
Wasn’t pressured, no, but still…

We will live a childless life.
Just us two, husband and wife.
I am happy, so is she!
Can’t you see that she’s happy?

You say what? It’s a disguise?
There is something in her eyes?
Sadness is it? Oh come on,
any doubts are now long gone.

You live in denial friend!
We’re both happy, to the end!
Who needs kids, it’s just us two.
So why the hell should she feel blue?

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Here’s another sad comic about someone who chose to be a dad.
And here’s another comic about abortions.

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For more sad comics (but mostly lighter comics) follow me on Instagram and Twitter.

Aerial Acrobats

Aerial Acrobats - Cartoon by C-Section Comics

Five aerial acrobats hanging from the ceiling,
audience claps and kids are squealing.
Squeals turn to screams as the audience sees
that one little acrobat hanged himself, aw jeez!

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In for some more gloomy comics? Here’s one about how death works.