Rabbit or duck? Try your best luck.
Can it be both? Of course not, you schmuck!
Is it a matter of narrative? Nay.
It’s a matter of facts, not stories. Okay?
There’s only one truth, the answer is one.
So don’t be a quack (I know it’s a pun)
and tell me the answer right now or begone.
Shit, it was a T-Rex, and it bloodied the lawn.
Here are some more cartoons about animals.