That One Topic That Everyone Has an Opinion On

So which rights should gays be given by the state? Should they be allowed to get married? Have kids? Serve in the military? This issue seems to be one of those subjects that everyone has an opinion on.

It’s a complex question. But here’s my simple answer: Give unto them whichever right you’d give unto yourself. In the words of that famous Jewish sage:

“That which is hateful to you, do not do to your fellow. That is the whole of God’s teachings (the Torah); the rest is the explanation; go and learn.” (Hillel the Elder, 1st century BCE)

There you have it. Love thy gays just as you love thyself, you vag-licking heteros.

How to Solve the Toughest Thanksgiving Dilemma

White guilt – together we can find a cure.

Happy thanksgiving to those of you who celebrate it!

UPDATE: Seems like this cartoon just went viral – it was the top link on Reddit’s front page yesterday via /r/funny, and was featured on Imgur’s most viral links, with almost 850,000 views so far. Thanks to everyone who upvoted, liked, shared and tweeted. For fresh new cartoons please feel free to follow me, for older cartoons feel free to visit the archives here.

If Prehistoric Man Had Modern Day Journalism

Prehistoric Newscast - by C-Section Comics

This prehistoric newscast follows the known formula of modern journalism – start with stories that inspire fear, and continue with silly gossip/lifestyle articles. Never report on any of the amazing technological breakthroughs that are made on an almost daily basis in the world, because that would require you and your viewers/readers to use their minds and imagination.

Also, notice the anchorwoman has great looking hair.