Deadly Virus

Deadly Virus

A deadly virus rages
and its wrath we must elude.
Let’s find a vaccine for it!
Our dream team must include:

Twenty women (ten of which
should be women of color),
four Muslims, six Buddhists
(whose parents were blue-collar),
one Cuban, one Frenchman
three Russians, three Chinese.
Can I have some Mexicans?
Ooh, give me four of these!
I want seven Germans please,
we’re almost out of Poles.
Yay, our team is so diverse,
we’ve met our own woke goals!

We chose them by identity
and not by skill, but hey…
One might say it’s racist,
but who who am I to say?

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This comic is being published as the deadly Coronavirus (2019-nCoV) is spreading across China and East Asia, constantly threatening to spread to other parts of the world. To date, a vaccine has not been found, but several teams around the world are working on it.
Halfway around the world, it’s Oscars night again, and Hollywood actors, dwelling in self importance and hypocrisy, are preaching their noble values to plain folk (meaning us). If I thought that Ricky Gervais’s Golden Glove monologue would cool them down a bit, I was bitterly wrong.
The Oscars also reminded me of a previous comic I wrote about diversity (which I think we could all agree is an important liberal value), and how Hollywood is taking it to the wrong place.
Here it is – a comic about Under-representation.

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Fact: If you’re not following me yet on Instagram and Twitter, you are vastly under-represented among my followers.

Tricky Tony vs. the Secret Service

Tricky Tony vs. the Secret Service

The Secret Service agents in the presidential rally
didn’t see it coming, no. Thus from a shadowy alley
Tricky Tony then appeared sneaking like a thief.
“You can’t stop me from shooting our beloved commander-in-chief!”

The agent quickly drew his gun and aimed for Tony’s head.
Poor old Tricky Tony was about to become dead.
“I’ll shoot him with my video cam” our Tony added. “Phew,”
the agent heavily sighed and let the trickster pass. Woohoo!

Tony reached the President (who was very busy chattering)
and shot him from an angle that was viciously unflattering.
The President got mad “It’s even worse than killing me!”
For he was as narcissistic as any President can be.

He ordered all the snipers to take Tricky Tony down,
but Tricky Tony vanished quickly, ran away from Town.
Teehee! He almost ended up lying in a casket
for live-streaming videos of the President’s breadbasket.

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There are more Tricky Tony comics here.
And more comics about President Donald Trump here.

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Not sure who has the sillier outfit in this comic – Tony or the Secret Service guy.
Also not sure which angle WOULD be flattering in Trump’s cast, but still…

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Garbage

Space Garbage - C-Section Comics

Jeff would not clean his own junk.
Won’t clean his room, sit like a punk,
play video games like all day long.
Won’t clean his crib, sit tight and strong
on his old couch, just drink his beer.
And so when it became quite clear
that there’s too much space-junk in space,
a danger to the human race,
they called him to the President.
But he sure had no real intent
to do shit. There was no real hope.
Jeff said it clearly: No ma’am, nope!

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Drawing this comic made me recall this quote by U.S Admiral (ret.) William H. McRaven:

“If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed”

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Here’s another comic featuring NASA.

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