Tag: Puns

Never. Say. But.

Never Say But - By C-Section Comics

Never Say But / by C-Section Comics

 
Don’t be a nut, never say “but”.
Especially when talking ’bout:
Gay rights, blacks and whites,
feminism, socialism,
evolution, prostitution,
altering the constitution…
I think you get the drift my friend:
if you don’t want to offend
the peeps around you don’t say “but”.
It’s best to keep your damn mouth shut.
 
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Want another comic? Here
(This cartoon is sorta queer):
Bizarro world where heteros get
nasty comments filled with hate
from gays because they’re different,
and being different ain’t so great.

What It’s (Probably) Like to Meet Sir Patrick Stewart

Patrick Stewart Urinals Cartoon - by C-Section Comics

I’ve never actually met Sir Patrick Stewart, but this is totally how I think it would be. I guess the strangest place to meet the guy would be in the urinals of a public restroom. I started thinking about how would such a meeting go, and the script basically wrote itself. If this meeting was real, I would probably also ask him about the secrets of his eternal youth. The puns and dad jokes part? Well, it looks to me like something that fits Sir Pat’s personality, but who am I to say?

Going back to eternal youth part, there are plenty of Internet jokes about how Pat Stewart never ages. He looks young, almost exactly the same as he did 30 years ago on Star Trek TNG. Some say he’s immortal, probably a vampire. This puts him in a distinguished position alongside actors such as Sean Connery, Neil Patrick Harris, and of course, the original vampire, Nicholas Cage.

Vampire or not, I admit Sir Patrick Stewart is one of my favorite actors. I could attribute this fact to several reason. First, he stars in some of my favorite Sci-Fi, Fantasy and Historical movies and TV shows, such as “Star Trek”, “I Claudius” and “X-Men”. Second – his physical attributes: the mixture of his British accent, deep voice and charming looks. Third, his acting skills and his Shakespearean background. And last but not least, his immortality. I don’t mean him being an actual vampire, I mean that while the careers of some actors dwindle as they age, Patrick Stewart continues to be relevant, is vibrant as always, and continues to reinvent himself.

In the mood for some more cartoons? Here’s one about the 12 types of people you can find in urinals (Patrick Stewart excluded), and here’s a list of all our Star Trek cartoons.

Putting Love at the Centaur

Centaur Love - by C-Section Comics

And now, presenting the world’s most awful centaur puns:

  • What do you call a half horse half man at the mall? Shopping centaur.
  • What do you call a half horse half man not breathing? Dead centaur.
  • What do you call a half horse half man junkie? Methadone centaur.
  • What do you call a half horse half woman drama queen? Hover the mouse over the cartoon to find out.
  • And finally (this last one is the worst): What do you call a half horse half man in the army? A Centaurion.

Finally, here’s a drawing of my favorite centaurette.

 

The Lowest Form of Humor

The Lowest Form of Humor by C-Section Comics

Here’s a fun fact: the world’s oldest recorded joke in history, which dates back to 1900BC, is in fact a Sumerian fart joke, which goes like this: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”
Women, right guys?

 

Also, couldn’t think of pun/racist-humor combination without being reminded of this: