Garbage

Space Garbage - C-Section Comics

Jeff would not clean his own junk.
Won’t clean his room, sit like a punk,
play video games like all day long.
Won’t clean his crib, sit tight and strong
on his old couch, just drink his beer.
And so when it became quite clear
that there’s too much space-junk in space,
a danger to the human race,
they called him to the President.
But he sure had no real intent
to do shit. There was no real hope.
Jeff said it clearly: No ma’am, nope!

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Drawing this comic made me recall this quote by U.S Admiral (ret.) William H. McRaven:

“If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed”

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Here’s another comic featuring NASA.

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To the Moon and Back

To the Moon and Back

I’ll love you to the moon and back,
this I promise you.
But once I land back here on Earth
it’s bye-bye, toodeloo!

Baby, you are cute, but frankly
you are not that hot.
I can do better than you,
I’m an Astronaut!

If I sound like a douche bag
it’s because I’m one.
Bye bye baby, sayonara,
it was sorta fun.

Baby don’t be mad at me,
try to understand… Hey,
what’s that big red button
that you’re holding in your hand?

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Here’s another comic with a guy who traveled to the moon, and way beyond.