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Purpose of Life - by C-Section Comics

The Universe module is rapidly growing.
development is still ongoing,
now we shall provide some data
on bugs that will be fixed in beta:
People’s life will have a meaning
(otherwise it’s quite demeaning);
No more babies getting killed;
No more cancer, aren’t you thrilled?
No more lust and no more greed,
everyone has all they need;
No more wars, no disease;
Want world peace? It’s a breeze;
That is all that we can say
’bout the next version, but hey,
it won’t be perfect, I tell you:
There’ll be new bugs, quite a few,
and judging by the previous runs,
they’ll be fucking major ones.

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Yes, God uses snake case.

Here’s another comic about God and the Meaning of Life

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What bugs do you think Universe (beta) will have?
(Like, could you inject malicious code that will cause the Universe module to divide by zero?)

Live Forever

Genie - make me live forever

Human rubs the lamp, swish-swish:
“To live forever, that’s my wish!”
Genie answers with a sigh:
“Your latest wish I must deny.
Son, you seem to be quite clever:
You can’t wish to live forever.
Eternal life? There’s no such thing,
’cause nothing is eternal – ZING!
All things once did not exist,
therefore nothing will persist
forever. Everything must end.
It’s sad but it is true my friend.
Planet Earth, the Milky Way,
will totally be gone one day.
Many billion years ahead
all you know will be quite dead:
plants and animals, mankind
(yes I know it blows your mind)
buildings, mountains, deserts, seas.
All the various histories
of all civilizations will
not be remembered. Whoa man, chill!
It’s pointless to be grim or sad.
Just live your life, it’s pretty rad!
Well, ‘Ignorance is bliss’, they say,
and you’re alive, so seize the day!”

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Here’s another comic featuring the Genie of the Lamp.
Here’s a comic dealing with what we can’t accomplish even if we live to be a hundred.
And here are some complementary comics about nihilism.

Carpe Diem all. Seize the day.