If Prehistoric Man Had Modern Day Journalism

Prehistoric Newscast - by C-Section Comics

This prehistoric newscast follows the known formula of modern journalism – start with stories that inspire fear, and continue with silly gossip/lifestyle articles. Never report on any of the amazing technological breakthroughs that are made on an almost daily basis in the world, because that would require you and your viewers/readers to use their minds and imagination.

Also, notice the anchorwoman has great looking hair.

Things You Need to Do Before Playing an EA Game

The game I installed was (you probably guessed it) Battlefield 4. Honestly, I would have suffered the toils of this installation quietly, but the straw that broke my back was the plug-in installation requirement. EA basically took existing functionality out of their game’s client (it was there in BF2) and moved it to a web browser. Forcing users to install a plug-in on their web browser for the sake of running a video game is as sensible as forcing people to carry a trashcan whenever they leave the house, on the off chance that they might need to dispose of a candy wrapper. Browsers, as their name implies, are there for the purpose of browsing the web, and each plug-in harms that purpose by slowing down your browsing speed (not to mention they pose potential privacy and security risks).

EA, care to reconsider your approach?

Every. Single. Shutdown.

This is what happens when you have a government shutdown only once in seventeen years.