You’re so useless ’round the house
you can’t even lift a hammer.
Why did I make you my spouse?
Life with you lacks joy or glamor.
You’re a useless man, you are.
Why can’t you be like my daddy?
He lifts hammers, he’s a star,
he is Thor! And you my laddie,
are you useless? This is tough…
Help me open this jam jar!
You succeeded? Wow you’re useful,
way more than I thought, by far.
you can’t even lift a hammer.
Why did I make you my spouse?
Life with you lacks joy or glamor.
You’re a useless man, you are.
Why can’t you be like my daddy?
He lifts hammers, he’s a star,
he is Thor! And you my laddie,
are you useless? This is tough…
Help me open this jam jar!
You succeeded? Wow you’re useful,
way more than I thought, by far.
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This comic made me recall a real old comic of mine showing how man evolved from a vicious hunting machine in to a modern useless man.
