The Most Insignificant Person in the World

Insignificant - Comics

“Insignificant”, you say?
Useless? Meaningless as naught?
Rub the lamp and Genie may
just help you get the thing you sought.

Wish that you were never born –
and Genie makes this wish come true.
The universal fabric’s torn
a paradox is made, woohoo!

You will return to life asap
to solve the paradox – POOF, SWISH!
Guess what, your life’s still total crap,
plus you just wasted a good wish!


Here’s another depressing comic featuring the beefy blue Genie.


You can follow my comics on Instagram and Twitter. Or you can not follow them, it’s all insignificant.

Live Forever

Genie - make me live forever

Human rubs the lamp, swish-swish:
“To live forever, that’s my wish!”
Genie answers with a sigh:
“Your latest wish I must deny.
Son, you seem to be quite clever:
You can’t wish to live forever.
Eternal life? There’s no such thing,
’cause nothing is eternal – ZING!
All things once did not exist,
therefore nothing will persist
forever. Everything must end.
It’s sad but it is true my friend.
Planet Earth, the Milky Way,
will totally be gone one day.
Many billion years ahead
all you know will be quite dead:
plants and animals, mankind
(yes I know it blows your mind)
buildings, mountains, deserts, seas.
All the various histories
of all civilizations will
not be remembered. Whoa man, chill!
It’s pointless to be grim or sad.
Just live your life, it’s pretty rad!
Well, ‘Ignorance is bliss’, they say,
and you’re alive, so seize the day!”


Live life to the fullest by following my comics on Instagram and Twitter.


Here’s another comic featuring the Genie of the Lamp.
Here’s a comic dealing with what we can’t accomplish even if we live to be a hundred.
And here are some complementary comics about nihilism.

Carpe Diem all. Seize the day.

Make Me Handsome, Mister Genie

Make me handsome Mister Genie - by C-Section Comics

Hey Mister Genie,
I love your white beanie.
Please make me handsome!
Hey, don’t be a meanie!

Hey Mister Genie,
my tool’s teeny weeny.
I wish it was big,
just like a Zucchini!

Hey Mister Genie,
let’s go back in time
and kill Adolf Hitler,
or at least Mussolini.

Hey Mister Genie,
why are you grinning?
My wishes are gone?!
I had only three? Really?

Thanks to you Mister Genie
we changed history
(and my organ is bigger)
Let’s drink a Martini!


Here’s another comic about wishes. And here’s another comic about Genies.

Throw a Penny to the Wishing Well

Wishing Well - by C-Section Comics

Throw a Penny to the Wishing Well / by C-Section Comics

My wife said I should throw a penny
to the wishing well.
Reluctantly I threw a penny.
Quickly down it fell.

I didn’t have just one small wish
I actually had many.
My greatest wish was that I hadn’t
thrown away that penny.

Why throw away a penny?
I think it’s rather foolish.
Maybe ’cause I work so hard, or
maybe ’cause I’m Jewish.

I think that being cheap is quite
a beneficial force.
My wife thinks rather differently
and hence comes our divorce(*).


(*) I am only kidding, I’m still married to my wife.
She and money are in fact the best parts of my life.


“Money isn’t all in life”, a phrase which I find funny,
in light of many awful things that people do for to money.