"Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest..." (Psalm 11:6)

First Steps

First steps in the corporate world:
welcome to your new job, bro.
Study, work, make sure to kiss-up
to the ones who run the show.

First steps in the corporate world:
trust no one, you understand?
Keep your focus on promotion,
this is what you really planned.

First steps in the corporate world:
you’re promoted? Good for you!
Manage them with kindness, but still,
make sure you are ruthless too.

First steps in the corporate world:
fire every guy you can.
and get new folks to replace them,
they’ll be loyal to you, man.

First steps in the corporate world:
Dracarys! Burn it all!
From the ashes there shall rise
the great phoenix, proud and tall.

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Want another comic? Here’s a real oldie with some Job Searching Tips

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Speaking of first steps, I’m making my first steps on Youtube (you can subscribe here). Here’s a video of me speed drawing a cute unicorn. And then drawing a not-so-cute unicorn