Go to bed sweety, grown ups are talking about making easy choices.

Identity Politics

All our problems we will fix
with Identity politics.
Power to the under-powered.
Vote, revolt, don’t be a coward!

Who we’ll vote for? Quickly, choose:
females, blacks, Latinos, Jews,
Asians, penguins, even whales!
Anything but old white males.

Teddy Bear has but one care
to be elected fair and square
But Teddy doesn’t have a prayer –
elections rigged, it’s quite unfair.

Female candidates you want?
OK Teddy, let’s be blunt:
victory we can arrange,
but you must undergo sex change.

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Here’s another comic about identity politics.

Now go to bed, grown ups are talking.