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No Liquids On-Board

Tricky Tony’s a sneaky ol’ troll.
Tricky Tony found a loophole
that lets you take some liquid on-board
without TSA finding out ’bout it. Word!

‘Cause sixty percent of your body is water.
Your mother, your wife, and even your daughter
can swindle those airport security guards,
Teeheehee! Ciao Amici, and my best regards!

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Here’s another comic featuring airport security.