Live Forever

Genie - make me live forever

Human rubs the lamp, swish-swish:
“To live forever, that’s my wish!”
Genie answers with a sigh:
“Your latest wish I must deny.
Son, you seem to be quite clever:
You can’t wish to live forever.
Eternal life? There’s no such thing,
’cause nothing is eternal – ZING!
All things once did not exist,
therefore nothing will persist
forever. Everything must end.
It’s sad but it is true my friend.
Planet Earth, the Milky Way,
will totally be gone one day.
Many billion years ahead
all you know will be quite dead:
plants and animals, mankind
(yes I know it blows your mind)
buildings, mountains, deserts, seas.
All the various histories
of all civilizations will
not be remembered. Whoa man, chill!
It’s pointless to be grim or sad.
Just live your life, it’s pretty rad!
Well, ‘Ignorance is bliss’, they say,
and you’re alive, so seize the day!”


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Here’s another comic featuring the Genie of the Lamp.
Here’s a comic dealing with what we can’t accomplish even if we live to be a hundred.
And here are some complementary comics about nihilism.

Carpe Diem all. Seize the day.

Make Me Handsome, Mister Genie

Make me handsome Mister Genie - by C-Section Comics

Hey Mister Genie,
I love your white beanie.
Please make me handsome!
Hey, don’t be a meanie!

Hey Mister Genie,
my tool’s teeny weeny.
I wish it was big,
just like a Zucchini!

Hey Mister Genie,
let’s go back in time
and kill Adolf Hitler,
or at least Mussolini.

Hey Mister Genie,
why are you grinning?
My wishes are gone?!
I had only three? Really?

Thanks to you Mister Genie
we changed history
(and my organ is bigger)
Let’s drink a Martini!


Here’s another comic about wishes. And here’s another comic about Genies.