"You throw things at me and expect me to fetch them!
You make me sleep on the floor!
Worst of all, I make tremendous efforts at marking my territory, and then you pick up my shit and put it in a plastic bag. A PLASTIC BAG!"

It’s Every Dog’s Dream

I’m your dog.

I’m your pet, a good boy.
I protect you, and your toy
back I brought.

You’re my master.

You’re the leader of my pack,
but my nose you somehow smack
quite a lot.

We’re best friends.

But we’re no way equal, no.
“I’m above you, you’re below”,
I was taught.

And I hate you.

Boy I want to kill you, ooh!
I’m just kidding, I love you…
Maybe not…

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Here’s another comic about dogs, more precisely about the sexual preferences of dogs.

Now go give your tamed wolf a big hug, lest it dream of killing you.

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