I’m your dog.
I’m your pet, a good boy.
I protect you, and your toy
back I brought.
You’re my master.
You’re the leader of my pack,
but my nose you somehow smack
quite a lot.
We’re best friends.
But we’re no way equal, no.
“I’m above you, you’re below”,
I was taught.
And I hate you.
Boy I want to kill you, ooh!
I’m just kidding, I love you…
Maybe not…
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Here’s another comic about dogs, more precisely about the sexual preferences of dogs.
Now go give your tamed wolf a big hug, lest it dream of killing you.