Yes, the bubbles in the container are alien farts

Dumb Aliens

If aliens would come to Earth,
this is what I’d say:
“Dude, you crazy? Turn around
and swiftly fly away!”
Yes, telling up from down is hard
in zero gravity,
but travelling to Earth is
outright clear stupidity.
Let’s all face it, planet Earth
is quite the place to fear.
Wars and death and plagues and rape
are plentiful down here.
Some are optimistic. Me?
I don’t see a breakthrough.
So launch your ship up back to space
and please do take me with you.

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