Humans: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
Trees: Feces to feces, dung to dung.

Good Use

Tell me the truth friend, don’t utter no lie:
What would they use me for after I die?

If I were a tree, I would be kindlewood,
or a house, or a book. Yup, that sounds really good.

If I were a cow, they’d put me on the grill.
The barbecue’s star, many stomachs I’d fill!

But I’m just a human, so no surprise here:
I shall be maggot food, that’s the sad truth my dear.


Not sure what kind of tree I drew. Might be a “wiping willow”.

Here’s another comic featuring toilet paper.
And here’s an oldie parodying the Giving Tree


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