Nintendo is Skynet.

That Terminator Is out There

Listen people, listen folks
Terminator was a hoax:
Future robot with a gun –
his accent? Oh, it’s Austrian.

Terminator’s Austrian?
Meet one who’s Italian:
“It’s-a me, it’s Mario.
I just want to kill things, bro.

Koopa Troopas, Goombas – ding –
Mario kills everything!
Terminate them, no remorse,
using deadly brutal force.

Saving Peach? Shit I don’t care.
I just want to kill, I swear!
(And for that I’ve got a knack).
Ciao Amigo, I’ll-a be back.”

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Here’s the original – Kyle Reese giving Sarah Connor his “That Terminator is out there” speech:

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More video-game comics? Here’s one about Angry birds (they’re still a thing, right?)

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More killer stuff on Instagram and Twitter.

You’ll-a be back.

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