Terminator was a hoax:
Future robot with a gun –
his accent? Oh, it’s Austrian.
Meet one who’s Italian:
“It’s-a me, it’s Mario.
I just want to kill things, bro.
Koopa Troopas, Goombas – ding –
Mario kills everything!
Terminate them, no remorse,
using deadly brutal force.
Saving Peach? Shit I don’t care.
I just want to kill, I swear!
(And for that I’ve got a knack).
Ciao Amigo, I’ll-a be back.”
Here’s the original – Kyle Reese giving Sarah Connor his “That Terminator is out there” speech:
More video-game comics? Here’s one about Angry birds (they’re still a thing, right?)
You’ll-a be back.