The wiser politicians therefore know they really should
avoid talking ’bout the controversial topics, so,
they talk about the things we all agree upon, dear bro.
– “Poverty is not so good, crime is really bad.
Life is very happy. Also, death is very sad.”
– “What about abortions? Are you pro-life or pro-choice?”
– “Sorry kid *cough cough* I think I’m losing my own voice”.
– “Why are you avoiding talking ’bout important stuff?
Gun control, abortions, shootings?”
– “Kid, I’ve had enough!
I work really hard to get elected so please stop!
I lead in the polls and I’ll say shit to stay on top!”