Tricky Tony – No Alcohol

Tricky Tony - No Alcohol in the Car

Tricky Tony was pulled over, blue lights flickering.
Cop thought he was drunk because he won’t stop snickering.
– “Is there an open alcohol container in the car?”
– “Teeheehee no officer, there is none, not by far!”
He giggled evilly and thought: “This is a nice cheat,
an open deodorant stick just lays there on my seat!
It is known it has a lot of alcohol, and hey,
too much of it and I’ll surely end up in AA.”


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I’ll do anything for a free sketch:

Run amok,
Suck a cock,
Call Dwayne Johnson a big schmuck,
then escape before The Rock
kills me (though he’s a mensch),

Fuck a goat,
Slit a throat,
Tell people they should not vote
(Each and every candidate
is just a lousy wretch),

Use bad slang,
Join a gang,
Watch reruns of The Big Bang
Theory (it went downhill,
and now it makes me retch),

Mow a lawn,
Kill a swan,
Buy used shit on Amazon,
Anything but Comic-Con
(You want to hear me kvetch?)


Today I learned: lots of Yiddish words rhyme with “sketch”.

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