Tricky Tony Hacks the Pentagon

Tricky Tony Hacks the Pentagon

Tricky Tony tried for months to hack the Pentagon.
Finally he did it and his vicious plan went on:
“I will change the language of those military mules.
No more English US, you’re on UK now, you fools!”

Color turned to COLOUR, Favorite to FAVOURITE.
All those needless U’s, they were annoying, quite a bit.
All the Yankees were confused, the couldn’t read a thing.
“Next times Yankees, don’t revolt against your rightful king!”

This was Tony’s sweet revenge, to see the Yanks get pissed,
as Tony was a Yank but also was a royalist,
living in the colonies but loyal to the crown.
“I will be the one that brings the Rebel army down!”

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Tricky Tony Turns Twenty-One

Tricky Tony Turns 21

Tricky Tony waited just until it was midnight
since he just turned twenty-one, so he thought he might
buy his first beer when the bartender would give him one,
it would be the perfect set up, both evil and fun!
“The fool did not suspect a thing! This is such a thrill!
I was born in Hawaii so technically I’m still
not yet twenty-one and not yet legally allowed
to purchase alcohol!” Tricky Tony was so proud,
since Tony thought about this scheme ever since he was
ten years old, he schemed and planned, never took a pause.
When a friend told him “Look dude just use a fake ID”.
Tony sneered at him: “That is for simpletons, not me.”

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And here’s another comic taking place at a bar.

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Tricky Tony – No Alcohol

Tricky Tony - No Alcohol in the Car

Tricky Tony was pulled over, blue lights flickering.
Cop thought he was drunk because he won’t stop snickering.
– “Is there an open alcohol container in the car?”
– “Teeheehee no officer, there is none, not by far!”
He giggled evilly and thought: “This is a nice cheat,
an open deodorant stick just lays there on my seat!
It is known it has a lot of alcohol, and hey,
too much of it and I’ll surely end up in AA.”

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A previous comic on alcohol and alcoholism here.

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Tricky Tony vs. the Secret Service

Tricky Tony vs. the Secret Service

The Secret Service agents in the presidential rally
didn’t see it coming, no. Thus from a shadowy alley
Tricky Tony then appeared sneaking like a thief.
“You can’t stop me from shooting our beloved commander-in-chief!”

The agent quickly drew his gun and aimed for Tony’s head.
Poor old Tricky Tony was about to become dead.
“I’ll shoot him with my video cam” our Tony added. “Phew,”
the agent heavily sighed and let the trickster pass. Woohoo!

Tony reached the President (who was very busy chattering)
and shot him from an angle that was viciously unflattering.
The President got mad “It’s even worse than killing me!”
For he was as narcissistic as any President can be.

He ordered all the snipers to take Tricky Tony down,
but Tricky Tony vanished quickly, ran away from Town.
Teehee! He almost ended up lying in a casket
for live-streaming videos of the President’s breadbasket.

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And more comics about President Donald Trump here.

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Not sure who has the sillier outfit in this comic – Tony or the Secret Service guy.
Also not sure which angle WOULD be flattering in Trump’s cast, but still…

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Tricky Tony Lurks in the Closet

Tricky Tony lurks in the closet

Tricky Tony lurks in the closet.
Tricky Tony does it because it
is evil and sneaky and that’s what he is.
He earned both those titles, they’re totally his.

He won’t let her finish her damn Jigsaw Puzzle.
He’s got the girl’s nose, as well as the muzzle
of La Gioconda (a.k.a Monsa Lisa).
So evil, he’d con even Mother Theresa.

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Here’s a previous Tricky Tony Comic.

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