Tag: Prince Charming

Sleeping Beauty

Sleeping Beauty - Sleep for a HUNDRED YEARS

Sleeping beauty couldn’t fall
asleep. She couldn’t sleep at all.
Her phone’s to blame. Wait, it gets worse:
Maleficent’s own sleeping curse
couldn’t make her shut her eyes.
To me it comes as no surprise
that she’s immune to sleeping spells.
Bye-bye fair prince, bye wedding bells.
She’s off to check her social feed,
it’s really all she’ll ever need.

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Here is another sad tale featuring two Disney Princesses.
And here’s what happens when I use my phone in bed.

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Cinderella

Cinderella - Procrastination Comics

You look for that special gal:
“Cinderella”, that’s right pal?
Glass slipper, a perfect fit,
to love her you shall now commit.

The Internet’s your real love, friend,
even though it’s a dead end.
She is a real cruel mistress.
She will turn you to a mess.

Don’t go buddy, stop, please wait –
say, do you procrastinate?
Are you distracted by the Net?
Of course you are, you’re here, right mate?

Don’t you fight it, it’s your fate
Look, another fun click bait
that will make you awfully late
to whatever’s out there, mate.

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Here’s another comic about the wonderful sides of the Internet.
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