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Tin Man

Tin Man Heart - by C-Section Comics

Everyone thought that the great
Wizard of Oz was oh so smart.
He gave Tin Man crumpled paper
and told him “Hey, here’s your heart.”

You would say “Well what’s the matter?
It might just be a good start.”
But Tin Man was not so happy,
and he tore the heart apart.

Tin Man acted rude and heartless,
ranted just like an old fart.
We all know this wouldn’t happen
if he only had a heart.

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I vaguely remembered having Tin-Man in an older comic. Apparently I drew him in 2011 on my comic on the mobile wars that raged back then (see item number 4)

Tricky Tony – No Alcohol

Tricky Tony - No Alcohol in the Car

Tricky Tony was pulled over, blue lights flickering.
Cop thought he was drunk because he won’t stop snickering.
– “Is there an open alcohol container in the car?”
– “Teeheehee no officer, there is none, not by far!”
He giggled evilly and thought: “This is a nice cheat,
an open deodorant stick just lays there on my seat!
It is known it has a lot of alcohol, and hey,
too much of it and I’ll surely end up in AA.”

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All Tricky Tony comics here (click on individual post to see the bonus panels).
A previous comic on alcohol and alcoholism here.

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The Balloon

Balloon - OMGY Comics

A dream is just like a balloon:
shiny, colorful, and fun.
Quick, pursue it, pick it up,
Hurry, grab it! Run! Run! Run!

Life is the annoying hand
which holds a metal pin. Oh shit,
guess you weren’t quick enough,
’cause the balloon was popped by it.

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Here’s another comic about life.

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Swear Jar

Sweat Jar - by C-Section Comics

Artie thought his swear jar was
a SWEAT jar. Boy that’s awkward, huh?
Every time that Artie sweat he’d
put some money in it. Duh.
This is why he made his best to
sweat as little as he could.
Always drank ice-cold soft drinks,
he never touched no spicy food.
When Autumn came he liked the breeze
cooling him and blowing leaves.
When winter came he wouldn’t wear a coat,
he only wore short sleeves.
He never took a stressful test,
and direct sunlight he would hate.
So many efforts not to sweat,
he wouldn’t even masturbate!
When Katey told him all about
her secret crush for him, alas,
he sweat so hard, lost all his money
to a jar that’s made of glass.

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Here’s another comic about a misunderstanding.

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Useless Man

Useless Man - by C-Section Comics

You’re so useless ’round the house
you can’t even lift a hammer.
Why did I make you my spouse?
Life with you lacks joy or glamor.
You’re a useless man, you are.
Why can’t you be like my daddy?
He lifts hammers, he’s a star,
he is Thor! And you my laddie,
are you useless? This is tough…
Help me open this jam jar!
You succeeded? Wow you’re useful,
way more than I thought, by far.

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This comic made me recall a real old comic of mine showing how man evolved from a vicious hunting machine in to a modern useless man.