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Tricky Tony Turns Twenty-One

Tricky Tony Turns 21

Tricky Tony waited just until it was midnight
since he just turned twenty-one, so he thought he might
buy his first beer when the bartender would give him one,
it would be the perfect set up, both evil and fun!
“The fool did not suspect a thing! This is such a thrill!
I was born in Hawaii so technically I’m still
not yet twenty-one and not yet legally allowed
to purchase alcohol!” Tricky Tony was so proud,
since Tony thought about this scheme ever since he was
ten years old, he schemed and planned, never took a pause.
When a friend told him “Look dude just use a fake ID”.
Tony sneered at him: “That is for simpletons, not me.”

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Here’s the entire archive of Tricky Tony comics (click on individual posts to see the bonus panels).

And here’s another comic taking place at a bar.

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Vitamin D

Vitamin D - by C-Section Comics

“Le poème du douchebag” (The douchebag’s poem)

Babe you are a fine female,
yet you look a little pale.
What you need, it seems to me,
is good ol’ fashioned Vitamin D.

Hey don’t go babe, hear me out –
don’t give me that MeToo pout!
I’m all in for women’s rights:
The right to feel my private parts;
The right to hear my dirty puns
(trust me I have nasty ones);
The right to be harassed by me;
I am God’s gift – can you not see?

Girl, what’s with that angry gaze?
Boy I miss the good old days
when men could tell some dirty jokes
without being cast out by folks;

When men could treat women like dirt
and pinch a hiney through a skirt.
Those days are long gone, and so now,
how’s a dude supposed to plow?

The Seventies – the golden years,
when sexual predators had no fears.
Man I miss living back then,
the best times for abusive men!

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🙁

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