Chapter: Comic

Secret Ingredient

Secret Ingredient for Cola - C-Section Comics

The secret ingredient for cola
is sugar.
The secret ingredient for fun
is sugar.
Energy? Sugar.
Happiness? Sugar.
Delicious, nutritious – it’s why I love sugar.

The secret ingredient for death
is sugar.
The secret ingredient for pain
is sugar.
Cavities? Sugar.
Diabetes? Sugar.
Addictive, destructive – it’s why I hate sugar.

Everything good in the world – is sugar
Everything bad in the world – is sugar.
This is babe the reason why
you are my love, and I call you “Sugar”.

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Are you dieting? Avoiding carbs and foods which are high in sugar? Check out this comic about low carb diets .

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First World Problems

First World Problems - by C-Section Comics

Ok people let’s be clear
First world problems aren’t near-
ly as bad as third world ones
we have our grams, they have their tons.

“Famine, wars, it’s all so sad.
My mom was raped, don’t know my dad.
There goes my limb, there goes another.
Short sleeve? Long sleeve? Who cares, why bother.”

First world person rolling eyes.
“It’s the Fallacy,” he cries,
“of Relative Privation, man!
I suffer too! You understand?”

I understand you completely,
your pain is real. But when you see
the problems other people face
it puts things in perspective, ace.

So even when your day is bad.
Lift up your chin, don’t be so sad.
Be thankful for the things you’ve got.
It just might help you cope. (Or not).

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Here’s another thing some of us first worlders don’t know how much we should be grateful for.

Burning Hands

Burning Hands - D&D Comics

Playing D&D is fun.
Role-playing when rightly done
lets your mind go free and wild
as if you’re once again a child.

Burning Hands, Color Spray,
Fireball – Yay! Hooray!
D&D spell names are cool,
their outcomes are equally cruel.

Now imagine (don’t ask why)
they are sexual – oh my!
For an outsider it would seem
this would make the game extreme.

But imagination, friend
drives this game from end to end.
Sexual D&D sounds corny?
Not when you’re a teen and horny.

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Want more? Here’s J.R.R Tolkien facing the 21st century crowd.

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British Accents

Don’t you know your history?
Let’s solve a big mystery:
Romans? They had British accents.
Ancient Greeks? British accents.
Pharaoh’s Egypt? British accents.
Let’s all cheer for British accents!
Hollywood makes actors speak
this way so they’d sound antique.

This is almost an addiction,
also works in fantasy fiction:
Game of Thrones? British accents.
Hobbits? Elves? British accents.
(Only Dwarves have Scottish accents,
sharp and deadly like their axes)

This is quite a famous trope
“Queen’s Latin” the name’s , and nope,
it’s not likely to fade soon.
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So, did you like the cartoon?

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Fancy some more comics, do you?
Here’s an old one about Meme Stars Game of Thrones characters.

Speaking about Scottish accents, there’s this one about types of English.

Expulsion from Eden

The Expulsion from the Garden of Eden

Does God look like an old man?
Artists sure do feel this way.
I’m not sure what God looks like,
but he sure ACTS old, I’ll say.

“Adam! Eve! What did you do?
Did you eat fruit from my tree?
That’s it kids, get out of here,
no more food and drinks for free!

You’re expelled from Eden, kids.
You’ll work hard to make a living.
See my middle finger here?
That’s how many fucks I’m giving!

So don’t cry and don’t complain,
it won’t do you any good.
You kids brought this on yourselves:
Taco Bell shall be your food!”

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How narcissistic am I? I used my own hand as a reference to God.

Here’s a previous comic featuring Eve and the Serpent.

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Here’s the biblical text (Fall of Man, Genesis 3):

And they heard the voice of the Lord God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the Lord God amongst the trees of the garden.
And the Lord God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?
And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.
And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?

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Therefore the Lord God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.
So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.