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Tricky Tony vs. the Secret Service

The Secret Service agents in the presidential rally
didn’t see it coming, no. Thus from a shadowy alley
Tricky Tony then appeared sneaking like a thief.
“You can’t stop me from shooting our beloved commander-in-chief!”

The agent quickly drew his gun and aimed for Tony’s head.
Poor old Tricky Tony was about to become dead.
“I’ll shoot him with my video cam” our Tony added. “Phew,”
the agent heavily sighed and let the trickster pass. Woohoo!

Tony reached the President (who was very busy chattering)
and shot him from an angle that was viciously unflattering.
The President got mad “It’s even worse than killing me!”
For he was as narcissistic as any President can be.

He ordered all the snipers to take Tricky Tony down,
but Tricky Tony vanished quickly, ran away from Town.
Teehee! He almost ended up lying in a casket
for live-streaming videos of the President’s breadbasket.

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There are more Tricky Tony comics here.
And more comics about President Donald Trump here.

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Not sure who has the sillier outfit in this comic – Tony or the Secret Service guy.
Also not sure which angle WOULD be flattering in Trump’s cast, but still…

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Garbage

Jeff would not clean his own junk.
Won’t clean his room, sit like a punk,
play video games like all day long.
Won’t clean his crib, sit tight and strong
on his old couch, just drink his beer.
And so when it became quite clear
that there’s too much space-junk in space,
a danger to the human race,
they called him to the President.
But he sure had no real intent
to do shit. There was no real hope.
Jeff said it clearly: No ma’am, nope!

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Drawing this comic made me recall this quote by U.S Admiral (ret.) William H. McRaven:

“If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed”

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Here’s another comic featuring NASA.

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Sleeping Beauty

Sleeping beauty couldn’t fall
asleep. She couldn’t sleep at all.
Her phone’s to blame. Wait, it gets worse:
Maleficent’s own sleeping curse
couldn’t make her shut her eyes.
To me it comes as no surprise
that she’s immune to sleeping spells.
Bye-bye fair prince, bye wedding bells.
She’s off to check her social feed,
it’s really all she’ll ever need.

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Here is another sad tale featuring two Disney Princesses.
And here’s what happens when I use my phone in bed.

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Tricky Tony Lurks in the Closet

Tricky Tony lurks in the closet.
Tricky Tony does it because it
is evil and sneaky and that’s what he is.
He earned both those titles, they’re totally his.

He won’t let her finish her damn Jigsaw Puzzle.
He’s got the girl’s nose, as well as the muzzle
of La Gioconda (a.k.a Monsa Lisa).
So evil, he’d con even Mother Theresa.

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Here’s a previous Tricky Tony Comic.

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The Best Method to Handle Tasks

Life keeps firing tasks at me
in an endless shooting spree.
I dodge them quite elegantly,
leaving them for future me.

“Procrastinator” they call me.
Sorry, but I don’t agree.
I just like to use my phone,
why can’t life just let me be?

That’s my routine – I dodge and duck,
make sure that I am never struck.
The tasks will not stop when I die,
they’ll just hit some other schmuck.

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Here’s another comic about procrastination.
And here’s another comic featuring “Life”.

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