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Good Use

Tell me the truth friend, don’t utter no lie:
What would they use me for after I die?

If I were a tree, I would be kindlewood,
or a house, or a book. Yup, that sounds really good.

If I were a cow, they’d put me on the grill.
The barbecue’s star, many stomachs I’d fill!

But I’m just a human, so no surprise here:
I shall be maggot food, that’s the sad truth my dear.

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Not sure what kind of tree I drew. Might be a “wiping willow”.

Here’s another comic featuring toilet paper.
And here’s an oldie parodying the Giving Tree

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Tricky Tony – No Liquids On-Board

Tricky Tony’s a sneaky ol’ troll.
Tricky Tony found a loophole
that lets you take some liquid on-board
without TSA finding out ’bout it. Word!

‘Cause sixty percent of your body is water.
Your mother, your wife, and even your daughter
can swindle those airport security guards,
Teeheehee! Ciao Amici, and my best regards!

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Here’s another comic featuring airport security.

First Steps

First steps in the corporate world:
welcome to your new job, bro.
Study, work, make sure to kiss-up
to the ones who run the show.

First steps in the corporate world:
trust no one, you understand?
Keep your focus on promotion,
this is what you really planned.

First steps in the corporate world:
you’re promoted? Good for you!
Manage them with kindness, but still,
make sure you are ruthless too.

First steps in the corporate world:
fire every guy you can.
and get new folks to replace them,
they’ll be loyal to you, man.

First steps in the corporate world:
Dracarys! Burn it all!
From the ashes there shall rise
the great phoenix, proud and tall.

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Want another comic? Here’s a real oldie with some Job Searching Tips

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Speaking of first steps, I’m making my first steps on Youtube (you can subscribe here). Here’s a video of me speed drawing a cute unicorn. And then drawing a not-so-cute unicorn

The Gift of Life is without doubt
the greatest gift that we receive.
This gift is too good to be true.
Myself, I simply can’t believe
that we had beaten all the odds
and we’re alive on this old rock,
which hovers in infinite space.
To me it’s really quite a shock.

Alas, it’s not that simple, though.
Let’s all just wait with the applause,
’cause all of this is transient,
and I say “all of this” because
the gift of life is NOT a gift.
It’s actually more like a loan.
We get our life, but in the end
we give it back to Death. It’s known.

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Here’s another comic about the subtle timing of death.

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Haha Yeah Grammar!

“The Grammar Nazi” / by C-Section Comics

Without grammar there is chaos,
we wreak havoc without rules.
We must speak with correct grammar
otherwise we sound like fools.

People call me “Grammar Nazi”
Oh yeah? THEY’RE the Nazis, friend,
partaking in the genocide
of languages from start to end.

I’m a soldier of linguistics,
I’m the shield of language law,
I will smite the ignoramus
who defies it with my claw!

For the battle for correctness
is the one that must be fought!
Hell yeah grammar, all hail grammar,
For without it, there is naught.

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Here’s an unrelated comic taking place in a coffee shop.
And here’s another comic featuring a real Nazi.

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(And yes, the correct form is “Jeff and he”.)